This was the view outside our hotel door last week in ‘Bama. A very drunk girl soon woke him up yelling about how she can’t find her boyfriend or room key and tried sending this guy downstairs to get a new one. After 5 minutes he still couldn’t figure out how to use his feet and she proceeded to call him useless and throw her shoes at him. The best part, they were Chuck Taylors! We could have made an ad out of it if we weren’t scared shitless of her.