{"id":131,"date":"2007-07-06T22:06:08","date_gmt":"2007-07-06T22:06:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/day19.com\/text\/?p=131"},"modified":"2007-07-06T22:06:08","modified_gmt":"2007-07-06T22:06:08","slug":"kelly-kelly-kelly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/day19.com\/text\/?p=131","title":{"rendered":"Kelly Kelly Kelly."},"content":{"rendered":"


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\nIt was Ms. Kelly Lynn Jones’<\/a> birthday last week and the celebration went down at the soon to be defunct Vortex house. Kelly had Sam Adama’s head while whacking a pinata over and over for about 20 minutes, I’ve never seen a beating so bad.
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\nIt went on…
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\nand on.
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\nSomeone broke out the “it looks like a pack of gum but electrocutes you” fun times, which turned into let me try it with my teeth, and let me try it with my teeth with aluminum foil in my mouth and so on. Matt got it good.
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\nLook at the gum flying from face with look of agony.
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\nHairy little one.
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\nHappy birthday Kelly and Matt? Apparently you are 1 year old.
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\nWhat a sexy man who blogs about technology… www.rubinrecommends.com\/<\/a>
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\nVanessa, where have you been?
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\nMatt Wachter – Professional streamer dancer.
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\nThese two got mugged by gunpoint the night before. Yay Hollywood!
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\nZapRubin.com
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\nMatt?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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